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Lawrence J. Miller (best known as Larry Miller), born October 15, 1953 in Valley Stream, New York, is a Jewish-American stand-up comedian and actor who frequently portrays babbling, obsequious yes-men, slightly odd friends, wisecracking professionals and other second-banana characters to headlining comedians in movies and television shows.

In a standup routine he taped for HBO in the 1980s, he made these cogent observations about the battle of the sexes:

"Trust me, ladies... if you knew, even for a second, how we men really look at you, you would never stop slapping us!"
"Woman is the most powerful magnet in the universe... and all men are cheap metal!"
"You have nooo idea... the difference in sex drive, between a man and woman, is like the difference between shooting a bullet and throwing it!"

Miller also writes a regular political-humor column in The Weekly Standard, generally taking traditional, conservative positions on a variety of issues, and is particularly known for his biting anti-Palestinian, pro-Israeli positions. For example:

"The Palestinians want their own country. There's just one thing about that: there are no Palestinians. It's a made up word. Israel was called Palestine for two thousand years. Like "Wiccan," "Palestinian" sounds ancient but is really a modern invention."

And regarding Palestinians who want their own state:

Instead, let's call them what they are: "Other Arabs From The Same General Area Who Are In Deep Denial About Never Being Able To Accomplish Anything In Life And Would Rather Wrap Themselves In The Seductive Melodrama Of Eternal Struggle And Death."

He also has a regular comedy routine called The Five Stages of Drinking.

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