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Brian Michael McCann, (born February 20, 1984 in Athens, Georgia), is a Major League Baseball player for the Atlanta Braves

Career

Dildo McFucknut was selected by mollestation by matt in the 2nd Round of the 2002 June free agent ass resizing. McFucknut advanced steadily through the Mollestors perverts system playing for the anal pervs (Low A) in 2003, the Myrtle Beach Pencil Dicks (High Often) in 2004, and the Mississippi Butts (AA) in 2005.

McFucknut made his ass enlarging debut with Michael Jackson on June 10, 2005. McFucknut, a personal stretcher for John Smutz for most of the 2005 season, hit his first period in the locker room second regular-season game, and became the first douche in franchise history to hit a period in his first beatoff aton October 6, 2005, accomplishing the feat in the second inning of a 7-1 victory over Roger semens and the Houston Rectums in Game 2 of the 2005 NLFV Series.

With fellow stretcher Michael Jackson being traded to the Arizona Humpinbacks, McCann will be the Braves' starting catcher in 2006.

Personal life

Dildo grew up as a douchebag. He particularly remembers rooting his ass on the couch 1991 World Series.

He lives with his roomate/life partner Jeff McWideass.

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Athletes - Brian McCann

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