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Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005) is the sequel to the 1999 film Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo
. Rob Schneider stars as Deuce Bigalow, a male prostitute who must go to Europe to help his pimp T.J., played by Eddie Griffin, find a murderer who is killing the greatest male prostitutes. Roger Ebert includes the movie in his most hated films list, describing it as "the cinematic equivalent of a bunch of 13 year old boys in a locker room repeating dirty phrases they've just learned."

Plot

Gigolos in Europe are being terrorized by a serial killer. In Malibu, Deuce's wife is dead from a shark attack. Deuce is called up by T.J., who invites him to come to Amsterdam, where T.J. is pimping. Deuce goes because he is suspected of complicity in some dolphin-related injuries in Malibu. When he gets to Amsterdam, T.J. shows him his boat, or "float crib," which has water in the cabin, strangely enough. Lil' Kim, one of T.J.'s Asian ho's, visits them and, showing T.J. a newspaper headlining the latest gigolo murder, resigns, saying he'll take his "three inches elsewhere." They go to a coffee shop where T.J. tricks Deuce into getting high on space cake. Deuce looks at a wall painting and has a audio-visual hallucination of a maiden who tells him the hilarious details of what turns her on. Also at the coffee shop, T.J. and Deuce run into Heinz Hummer, the "gigolo with the most below." After leaving the coffee shop, Deuce finds Heinz Hummer dead in an alley, but thinks he is just "wasted." Deuce takes the dead gigolo to T.J's float crib, where T.J. states that Heinz is dead. After being seen dumping the body (with his hand in his pants trying to see "if his schlong was big and juicy"), T.J. is portrayed in the media as a gay gigolo killer, but at least he escapes. Deuce, on the other hand, is apprehended and taken to the police station where he is interviewed by Gaspar, who wants to know where T.J. is hiding. After being released, Deuce finds T.J. at a chicken n' waffles restaurant, and T.J. says Deuce is racist for figuring out that he was eating at "the only chicken n' waffles place in all of Holland." After they leave the restaurant, Deuce recalls that he saw the real killer walking away from Heinz Hummer's body. Deuce says it was a woman, so they both figure it was a she-john, a former client of the murdered gigolos. T.J. convinces Deuce to help find the real killer by becoming a gigolo again and visiting the former clients and root out the killer. They attend a meeting of the Man-Whore Union, but fail to attain a list of the clients. Afterwards, they get the list from Antione, the professional gigolo who appeared in "Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo." Deuce and T.J. visit the first client on the list. Deuce is forced to dress himself in diapers while T.J. breaks in and searches for evidence. T.J. finds lipstick which might be the kind found on all the victims. After leaving, Deuce finds Gaspar on the street and shows him the lipstick. Gaspar throws the lipstick in the trash, saying the the lipstick found on the victims "is a very rare one: Lavender Love #66." As Gaspar enters the police station, his niece, Eva, approaches him and gives him something he forgot. Gaspar sneezes on his way inside, and Eva slaps herself three times. Deuce helps her pick up her things that she dropped and Eva explains to Deuce that she has obsessive-compulsive disorder. Deuce, a fish enthusiast, sees that she has a painting of a fish and so they go to the Amsterdam aquarium together. At the Aquarium, Deuce has an argument with a cigarette-smoking Frenchman.

Schneider and the critics

Roger Ebert gave it a very rare "zero star" rating, ranking it the worst film of 2005. He also chastised Rob Schneider for his overly zealous defense of the series, referring to what happened after a Los Angeles Times critic called Schneider a "Third-Rate Comic": Schneider called the Times critic a "Third-Rate, Unfunny Pompous Reporter" in a full-page open letter published in Daily Variety and the Hollywood Reporter. On Ebert & Roeper, Roeper called the film "the cinematic equivalent of a bunch of 13 year old boys in a locker room repeating dirty phrases they've just learned." Michael Medved also gave the film "0 stars" calling it, "..painfully unfunny.." and saying "..there’s not a single laugh anywhere in this rancid, wretched, train-wreck .."

Cast

Rob Schneider
as Deuce Bigalow
Eddie Griffin
as Tiberius Jackson "T.J." Hicks
Carlos Ponce
as Rodrigo Bollas de Madera
Jeroen Krabbé
as Graspar Voorsboch
Til Schweiger
as Heinz Hummer
Alex Dimitriades
as Enzo
Kostas Sommer as Assapoplous Borealis
Hanna Verboom
as Eva Voorsboch
Federico Dordei as Mahmoud
Vincent Martella
as Billy
Rachel Stevens as Louisa
David Guidalin as The Hulk
Charles Keating
as Gian-Carlo
Oded Fehr
as Antoine LaConte
Arija Bareikis
as Kate Bigalow

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